~Thom1965

From the mind of *ProfessorBlues to your browser:

"Yanno what? Screw stereotypes. Repost this in your journal with "Stereotypes" in the subject if you're as sick of them as I am. Put the stars next to stuff that applies to you."

For the full list, see this: [link]



I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a bigot.
Not really.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.


I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be an asshole.
I've been called worse.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm just a hedonist at heart.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals.
Morals Schmorals

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
Nope, I just don't believe in Republicans.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
Maybe so, but I don't think the two are related.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
Nope, I've never had a couch or a washing machine on my porch.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
The jury's still out on this one.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
Hmmm .. I guess that depends on what's in your pants.

I'm ADOPTED, so I MUST have had a difficult childhood.
I never knew so I guess it wasn't all that different from everybody elses

I WEAR LEATHER, so I MUST be into kinky sex.
oooo, daddy

I'm OVER 25, so I MUST be desperate to keep my adolescence.
Sadly, I never lost it.

I'm OVER 35, so I MUST be out of touch with today's scene.
I'd have to agree with that.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.
Black goes with everything, it saves me from having to decide if the
purple pants go with the orange shirt when I'm foiling the Dark Knight
with my evil master plan .. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm BRUNETTE, so I MUST resent blonds.
I resent the amount of grey I have than I resent blonds.

I'm WHITE GUY, so I MUST have no clue how to dance.
Not anymore, but back in the day I could sure cut a rug!

I'm a GEEK, so I MUST be totally clueless in bed.
As long as there are directions, it's OK. Let's see .... hmm,
tab A into slot B and fold along the dotted line ...

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
Easy maybe but not cheap.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
The Internet isn't a social life?!?

I HAVE A BEARD, so I MUST be a hippie.
No just lazy.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
No just comfortable.

I HAVE GAY FRIENDS, so I MUST be GAY TOO.
I guess I can't really argue too much with that.

I lived in TEXAS, so I MUST be a redneck.
Yee Haw! Now, where did I put my spurs?

I am MARRIED, so I MUST be bopping the neighbor's spouse on the side.
I guess I need to think about moving to a place with cuter neighbors.

I play ONLINE MMO GAMES, so I MUST be Internet-addicted.
Yeah, Baby .... I'm Jonesing now!



Following in the footsteps of *gizmo2071 I'm going to feature my favorite piece of art from all the people watching me. I think it's a great idea so here goes:
(if I missed you let me know)





Ok, so what do you people want to see more of?